carson's pink jersey.

When the highlight of your personal This Week in Baseball is the "Queer Eye" Red Sox makeover episode, you know it's getting ugly. My Giants haven't put two wins together since the Pope was alive. And the Sox are getting smacked around by the Gang Formerly Known as Gashouse. Ouch.

Thankfully, today's release from Avenged Sevenfold is singing sweet nothings into my eardrums. Look for these guys on the Warped Tour this summer. They're the ones who play songs that last longer than ninety seconds.